Every application read. Every role run from one place. The busywork, retired.
The best people weren’t looking. Someone should go and find them.
The Future, Page 4Two hundred applications is not a process — it is a guilt pile.
Deaths, Page 2Forwarding a CV: $15,000. Posting the ad: $600. is now redundant “Keeping you updated”: $0.00.
Classified, Page 3✝ FEE, The Placement (20 per cent), 1970–2026. — Suddenly, at launch, after a long career of clipping tickets. Survived by no one willing to keep paying it. No flowers. Donations, if desired, to your own hiring budget.
✝ PILE, The Unread CV (200 strong), aged three weeks. — Peacefully, at the bottom of an inbox. Gone to a better place: a database that actually reads it. Sadly missed by absolutely no one.
✝ FILE, “We’ll Keep Your CV On” — beloved phrase. — Died as it lived: meant by no one, believed by no one. The file was never opened.
✝ RETAINER, The Exclusivity — of exposure. — Departed upon employers discovering they could simply not sign one. Leaves three unanswered progress reports.
A service for the recruitment fee will be held at launch. All welcome.
No retainers. No “quick calls to circle back.”
jobit · your AI headhunter · coming soon
It reads ALL CVs before breakfast, and it does not send an invoice for the privilege.
For decades the choice has been simple: post an ad and drown, or pay an agency a fifth of a salary to do the swimming. Big companies built in-house talent teams and escaped. Small businesses never could.
That gap is the entire point. jobit is an AI headhunter for the people who do their own hiring — roles posted directly, every application read, shortlists ranked and explained, screening and scheduling handled.
The data is yours, too: every applicant, every note, every shortlist belongs to your business — not to a job board. The recruitment industry has been notified. See Page 2. ■
No waitlist. No form.
It launches when it launches.